At least you got the best part, the tip of the penis, where the good stuff comes. You and your mates mocked your roommate for having a small penis. While drunk, everybody flicked their cock out for a while in a testosterone-induced glory. Your roommate’s secret magic cock kept him shy from exposing it to everybody. But continually being mocked caused him to tip over his boundaries and drop his pants, getting all 3 of you to crawl towards his cock, while slowly transforming into girls.
Now you’re all desperately trying to satisfy him, while devouring his delicious cock.